Everyone in Scotland knows what a Coo is. Most yanks and even Englishmen don't, so I'll tell you now, so you don't get utterly confused. A coo is nothing more than a cow. Now, in Scotland, if you refer to a lassie as being a coo, that means she's either stupid or is a loose cannon.
IN the case of Cheryl Crow, a lassie who couldn'a sing even if the song had luggage handles, recently made a ridiculous statement backing global warming that we should save toilet paper and only use one square per shite at a time.
So this might mean that Cheryl Crow either has brown fingernail polish or she's just a wee bit daft. Who, in God's green earth, uses one bloody wee bit of toilet paper when they're wiping their arse? Even I, Stewart Mactavish of Parkhead, can't get away with that. I have to use about six squares per wipe, and that takes about six lots of those until my arse feels nice and clean.
Cheryl Crow is one of these daft left wingers from the states. The world isn't getting hotter, I think it's the heat from the brains of these daft swines like Cheryl Crow that are making things more warmer than they should be.
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